*about to go on soarin' at EPCOT when Patrick Warburton comes on*
Everyone:
Joe Swanson, Family Guy!
Me:
guys it's mr.barkin okay
Everyone else:
lolwho?
My dad:
Pirates or Epcot wouldn't be so bad to haunt, but can you imagine your soul being stuck in the Carousel of Progress forever? That would be terrible.
Me:
There's a great big beautiful tomorrow, but not for you because you're deeeaaaad~
My dad:
Exactly.
Me:
Look at that, he's just pressing random buttons.
Revy:
No he's not, he knows what he's doing. He's not Mission Spacing it.
Me:
*buckles belt*
Car Starts Moving.
Random Mom (Rm):
No seatbelt check!
Child:
Are you ready?
Seatbelt check complete.
Rm:
okay baby, this will be fun.
Child:
laughing nervously.
Entered the speed track
RM:
Just like when Mommy drives the mini van huh baby?
Child:
Um, kind of...
Me:
* dies laughing *
Oh look, its a memorial to all of the people who’ve died in Epcot
Me:
What was the pink, girl Stitch's name again?
Josie:
I don't know...'B**ch'?
Biology Teacher:
The sun has pigments to make energy...
Me:
FIGMENTS?! Figments make imagination!
Class:
?
Waitress:
What can I get you guys to drink?
Me:
Sticky Pudding!
Will the monorail take me to Harry Potter World?
Girl 1:
Wow, is that a hotel inside of the park?! (referring to Tower of Terror)
Girl 2:
No.. I think it's outside of the park..